12 Things You Don't Know About Women: Dana Delany

Published in Nov. 2006 I believe its time to remember if you don't what this woman has to say:

1. A private plane will not make up for the fact that you have bad breath.
2. You know that one time you let your gay friend blow you? Tell your shrink, not us.
3. Text messaging is for children and people who are having affairs. Don't be either.
4. If you just listen and let her cry, it will lead to deep, wet, soulful sex. If you like that kind of thing.
5. Never wear cologne. We love a clean smell. Plus, it interferes with the Cheval Blanc '64.
6. We like younger men for the same reasons you like younger women: stamina and skin.
7. There are two spots on women that need to be touched more: the back of the neck and the lower back. Fireworks.
8. There's something about a man who is a good driver: calm, good reflexes, knows where he's going, gets in and out of situations gracefully, knows when to speed up and slow down. Invariably, he's good in bed. Does this mean the Teamsters are great lovers? Hmm . . . note to self.
9. You know that thing about men being hunters? We don't buy that as an excuse to screw around.
10. Never send red roses. That's such a cliché. A simple wildflower will get you where you want to be.
11. Don't try to figure us out. We don't even understand ourselves. Just think of us as a complex carbohydrate that's good for you.
12. We need you. Because a vibrating piece of plastic can't kiss.