Madonna Had a Sex Contract

The Sun is reporting that Madonna made Guy Ritchie sign a "marriage contract" that she used to control his every move. What? Madonna? No way!
The document detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have sex. It stated that Guy had to "work to enrich his wife's emotional and spiritual well being" and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge. It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows "to resolve conflicts in a constructive way". Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say: "I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this." The marriage rules said both parties must "devote time to our sexual expressiveness" and "not use sex as a stick to beat one another". Sources said Madonna pinned the contract up in their New York home after they saw marriage counsellors two years ago, and would say to her husband, "Contract, Guy, contract" if he broke the rules."Jesus, can you imagine the unadulterated hell it must have been living with this bitch? I can see why it didn't work out. Guy Ritchie was expected to look her in the eye. I think the only you can try to do that is if you're on a quest for the Golden Fleece.

The Financial Decision Flowchart

During this rough times, this is something everyone should have in their wallet. The cost of living is more then the cost of our annual salary..

The Third and Final Debate.... no comment

'I was born with six fingers on each hand' reveals Bond Girl Gemma Arterton

At first glance, Gemma Arterton appears perfectly formed in every way.
But the new Bond Girl was born with an extra finger on each hand, she has revealed.
The 22-year-old actress, who plays Agent Fields in the next 007 adventure, said: 'It's my little oddity that I'm really proud of. People are really interested but repulsed at the same time.'

The "Village Pet Store And Charcoal Grill" Opens in New York City

In other windows, things get a bit more bizarre.
McDonald's Chicken McNuggets sip barbecue sauce. A rabbit puts on her makeup. A CCTV camera nurtures its young.

While New Yorkers have been consumed by the stock market meltdown, a tiny little pet store quietly opened four days ago at 89 7th Avenue between West 4th and Bleeker Street in the West Village of New York City.
There are no puppies or kittens in the windows here

A clear departure form last year's behemoth show in Los Angeles, Banksy's first ever show in New York City (the others have been fakes) is being held in a tiny storefront that's less than 300 square feet and can't hold more than 20 people at any one time

Madonna and Guy Ritchie announce their divorce

LONDON - Madonna and filmmaker Guy Ritchie will end their marriage after nearly eight years, the couple said in a joint statement Wednesday.

Revised!!

Initial impressions mostly positive: it's small, incredibly, ridiculously solid feeling, and we actually don't hate the all-clicking trackpad much at all. (If your thumb muscle memory makes you click at the bottom where the button used to be, it works and feels pretty much the same.) Of course, the glare of the glass screen is a MAJOR issue for us, and will be pretty much forever. There's just no way we'll be able to love it, so our eyes will be peeled for after-market add-ons to cut that down a bit. But in terms of the rest, it's pretty clear this is the best MacBook -- and best mainstream consumer laptop -- Apple's made to date.

Behold, The Earth Mother!

Famous Stars & Straps “Chris & Che” Benefit Shirt

Most of you guys are familiar with the shockingly tragic events that transpired this past September 20th in South Carolina. Although Travis Barker and DJ AM were able to escape the horrendous plane crash alive, their close friend’s were not as fortunate. In memory of Chris Baker and Charles Still, the Famous Stars & Straps family will release a special benefit shirt on October 13th, with 100% of the proceeds going back to their respective memorial funds. The t-shirts will be available in mens, womens and juniors sizes at The Fast Life store in Los Angeles as well as the Famous online store. .

Apple "notebook" event is on, October 14th!

The rumors were true folks. Apple is staging an invitation-only Town Hall event in Cupertino next Tuesday, October 14th at 10AM PDT. It's absolutely safe to say they'll be showing off new laptops...

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers

THE DEVIL. Either that, or it's from a Google cafeteria in New York. Apparently they serve Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburgers, a.k.a Luther Burgers.

Shocking News I think not.... nah I was expecting this

Here's something surprising that you probably never thought you'd hear: There is a Britney Spears sex tape for sale. Oh, wait, that's not surprising at all. In fact, considering that Britney was dating Paparazzi photographer, Adnan Ghalib, this news is just about right on schedule. According to The Sun, Adnan is shopping around the sex tape, looking for the highest bidder.

Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer. 

Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price. 

He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further." 

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico. 

Adnan added: "I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."

Such a nice boy, that Adnan. He even respects Britney's privacy so much that he would only sell a sex tape featuring her, but would never reveal any other private details. Such a sweetheart.

Now, I can forgive Britney's judgement in regards to sleeping with a Paparazzi, because, well, she's a fucking retard. But no one in her entourage saw this one coming? Really? I mean REALLY!?

Whatever. Let's just see the tape already.